Quotes From "The Beatrice Letters" By Lemony Snicket

I never want to be away from you again, except...
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I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see. Lemony Snicket
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the...
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Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily. Lemony Snicket
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I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. Lemony Snicket
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I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey. Lemony Snicket